Ronkonkoma, NY: Following a recent Kaiser Family Foundation poll that revealed 42 percent of Americans did not know that Obamacare had become law, a new poll revealed today that 42 percent likewise do not know that Barack Obama is still President of...
Political satirists across the country went back to work today after a month-long “professional development” retreat in the Pacific island paradise of Tahiti, only to discover that current political news just isn’t that damn funny. The weeks-long...
March 22, 2013, Washington, D.C.: With more and more workers giving up all hope of ever earning a living, the United States unemployment rate has fallen to its lowest level since 2007. Lauding his “War on Jobs” initiative, President Obama has...
March 15, 2013, Kansas City: The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has confirmed that it released more than 20,000,000 killer bees in the days leading up to the government budget sequester. The confirmation came from the current head of the EPA...
March 14, Washington, DC: With almost everything in life already promised to prospective voters, some Democrats plan to offer shiny beads as a means of shoring up their bases and winning undecided votes in upcoming elections. Democrats have...
March 9, Washington, DC: White House officials confirmed today the the president has okayed the use of unmanned drone strikes against domestic targets as a means of deciding the outcome of the National Basketball League’s post-season schedule. The...
March 8, Washington, DC: President Obama will begin exacting revenge on his enemies starting next week. “I want to make it perfectly clear: the promise of revenge was not just a ‘campaign’ promise. When I assured the American people that voting was...
March 7, Rockfish, VA: Principals and librarians in the Rockfish public school system have announced their decision to ban the controversial new children’s book, Heather Has Two Parents. Ostensibly written to help pre-school and kindergarten...
