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Poll Finds That 42 Percent Of Americans Unaware Obama Is Still President

Poll Finds That 42 Percent Of Americans Unaware Obama Is Still President

Ronkonkoma, NY:ย Following a recent Kaiser Family Foundation poll that revealed 42 percent of Americans did not know that Obamacare had become law, a new poll revealed today that 42 percent likewise do not know that Barack Obama is still President of the United States.

โ€œIโ€™ll be danged,โ€ said unemployed steel worker Carl Leinsdorf upon being told that Mr. Obama was still Americaโ€™s 44thย and sitting President.

โ€œI thought he was just some media wacko now, kinda like Al Gore after he went all bug-nuts in 2001. I mean, what has he been doing? I think if more people knew that he was supposed to be in charge then a lot fewer people would like him as much. This country is a hot, smoking mess right now,โ€ said Leinsdorf.

Ms. Stacy Leonard, an unemployed retail sales clerk, expressed the same surprise.

โ€œI guess I had simply started tuning him out. He was on the T.V. all the time, day and night, night and day, and I suppose I never know why. He never seemed to have any idea what was really going on,โ€ Leonard remarked.

โ€œI hardly remember an election at all. Does anyone know who voted for him?โ€

Respondents to the poll incorrectly identified Mr. Obamaโ€™s current job as everything from โ€œpaid spokesman for Planned Parenthoodโ€ to โ€œPGA Tour Superfan.โ€

โ€œI thought the president was somebody Bush I think,โ€ shyly claimed five-year-old Amy Sullivan, who will go on to be an unemployed systems analyst.

โ€œThen Obama is doing a very, very, very bad job,โ€ she said.

[The preceding article is tagged and intended as satire]
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