June 23, 2020
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HUMBLE AUTHOR resides in the snows of Valley Forge, a place named in honor of that Most Hallowed Place where a handful of our fellow citizens once made an arduous, lonely, yet blessedly fateful stand. He is committed, through his own poor efforts, to provide a faint light for the way in this new darkness, and a few peaceful arms for the long battle that lies ahead.

Dems Launch Investigation into Trump-Voter Collusion

Washington, DC: Congressional Democrats have opened a wide-ranging investigation into the possibility that Donald Trump colluded with American voters to steal the 2016 presidential election from Hillary Clinton. Following the Mueller investigation’s...

Obama Adds Artifacts To Arsenal Of Phone

When pressed this Monday on how he could have issued 5.5 million illegal work permits to foreign nationals during the worst economy in a half-century, President Obama revealed that he has added a range of powerful demonic artifacts to his now-famous...

How To Be Married

There is a vast industry today devoted to telling people how to get married. And no, for the cynics, I do not mean the Catholic Church. We all know that bridal magazines run the size of Bible concordances, and there are entire television channels...

Obama And Kerry Make New Friend At School

President Barack Obama and United States Secretary of State John Kerry made a new friend at school this week. The new friend is a boy named Vladimir and, the two reported, the new boy is from a place called “Russia.” “I like to learn about...

Obama Pressuring Lawmakers To Take Fall For Him Again

Washington, DC: The Obama administration, bolstered by evidence the American people generally have no idea what is going on in their own country, expressed confidence that Congress would take the fall for President Obama’s indecision regarding a...

Obama Can’t Believe He’s Getting Away With This

New York, NY: An unusually candid President Obama, appearing on Hardball with Chris Matthews, admitted that he can’t believe he is “getting away with this.” When prompted by an innocuous question posed by the sycophantic Matthews, Obama launched...