February 18, 2020
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Political Satirists Return From Month-Long Tahitian Retreat

Political satirists across the country went back to work today after a month-long “professional development” retreat in the Pacific island paradise of Tahiti, only to discover that current political news just isn’t that damn funny. The weeks-long...

Democrats Attracting Voters With Offer of Shiny Beads

March 14, Washington, DC: With almost everything in life already promised to prospective voters, some Democrats plan to offer shiny beads as a means of shoring up their bases and winning undecided votes in upcoming elections. Democrats have...

Obama To Begin Exacting His Revenge In Earnest Next Week

March 8, Washington, DC: President Obama will begin exacting revenge on his enemies starting next week. “I want to make it perfectly clear: the promise of revenge was not just a ‘campaign’ promise. When I assured the American people that voting was...