Tag: Satire

Dems Launch Investigation into Trump-Voter Collusion

Washington, DC: Congressional Democrats have opened a wide-ranging investigation into the possibility that Donald Trump colluded with American voters to steal the 2016 presidential election from Hillary Clinton. Following the Mueller investigation’s...

Thoughts regarding “Turkey” and “Gift” Days

Do we really still want to call it Christmas?  Thanksgiving is now “Turkey Day” and has almost no relation anymore to the early pilgrims eating with the Indians. A recent proposal by the retail industry is that we move Thanksgiving back a day to...

Obama Adds Artifacts To Arsenal Of Phone

When pressed this Monday on how he could have issued 5.5 million illegal work permits to foreign nationals during the worst economy in a half-century, President Obama revealed that he has added a range of powerful demonic artifacts to his now-famous...

Obama And Kerry Make New Friend At School

President Barack Obama and United States Secretary of State John Kerry made a new friend at school this week. The new friend is a boy named Vladimir and, the two reported, the new boy is from a place called “Russia.” “I like to learn about...

Obama Pressuring Lawmakers To Take Fall For Him Again

Washington, DC: The Obama administration, bolstered by evidence the American people generally have no idea what is going on in their own country, expressed confidence that Congress would take the fall for President Obama’s indecision regarding a...

Obama Can’t Believe He’s Getting Away With This

New York, NY: An unusually candid President Obama, appearing on Hardball with Chris Matthews, admitted that he can’t believe he is “getting away with this.” When prompted by an innocuous question posed by the sycophantic Matthews, Obama launched...